December 2010
12 posts
Dec 31st
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SPACE AVALANCHE: Black Santa →
Dec 30th
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How The Cleveland Browns Told Off Annoying Fans In... →
Dec 29th
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Dec 19th
A TV Newsman's Voyage Into the Heart of Darkness... →
I can’t stop thinking about this. Especially that one “Sartre” as a modifier.
Dec 18th
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Isle of Tune →
Dec 18th
BEEEEEEEEEES!!! →
Dec 8th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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WTF Alchemy Request →
Dec 4th
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For Some Reason, I Watched Skyline
1. The movie storytelling formula is broken. Screenwriters are told to make audiences care about characters by jamming those characters full of bloated backstory and tedious monologues. In terms of garbage filmmaking—by which I mean in terms of Skyline—screenwriters need to realize that the modern audience doesn’t need six overt reminders in the dialogue that a character is pregnant; we...
Dec 3rd
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As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly →
Dec 2nd
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