December 2010
12 posts
SPACE AVALANCHE: Black Santa →
How The Cleveland Browns Told Off Annoying Fans In... →
A TV Newsman's Voyage Into the Heart of Darkness... →
I can’t stop thinking about this. Especially that one “Sartre” as a modifier.
Isle of Tune →
BEEEEEEEEEES!!! →
WTF Alchemy Request →
For Some Reason, I Watched Skyline
1. The movie storytelling formula is broken. Screenwriters are told to make audiences care about characters by jamming those characters full of bloated backstory and tedious monologues. In terms of garbage filmmaking—by which I mean in terms of Skyline—screenwriters need to realize that the modern audience doesn’t need six overt reminders in the dialogue that a character is pregnant; we...
As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly →