The Internet Adventures of Paul Bobby Constant

This is a collection of things I have found on the internet that I enjoy. I may occasionally write something that doesn't seem to fit on Slog, The Stranger's blog. But this blog is mostly just a notebook of things I want to remember. I hope you enjoy it, too.

Feb 14, 2011 4:25pm

All of our presidents in order:

1. George Washington 
2. John Errinson 
3. Terry Montrose 
4. Hudson McLavoie 
5. Jim Stand 
6. Bruce K. Tedesco 
7. Jimmy Goose 
8. Lucas Brokus 
9. Plugman M. Tucks 
10. Alan Diamond 
11. Tex O’Keef 
12. Nolan Shack 
13. Angus W. Crowe 
14. Gepetto Corrigan 
15. Liam F. Stitches 
16. Jackson Graft 
17. Houston van Austin 
18. Doug Wobble 
19. Geoffrey Risenburg 
20. Geoffrey Savinkus 
21. Geoffrey Dolby 
22/24. Geoffrey Stuckmeyer 
23. Geoffrey Simms 
25. Governor Mark Whitford 
26. Buddy Knox 
27. William Jefferson Clinton 
28. Joe Montannuk 
29. Unknown 
30. Daniel Flintstone (Boo!) 
31. Bernard H. Stuckey 
32. Christopher Tigus 
33. Limpton Quick 
34. Jonathan T. President 
35. Leo Smoot 
36. Steven W. Spooner Junior 
37. Roy Wizzle 
38. Charlie Angel 
39. Arck Ack 
40. Neill K. Sputterman 
41. Oliver Paltrow 
42. Sweeney Patch 
43. Gary Question 
44. Mark Ruth

Somebody get on making an anthology of fiction about these presidents, stat!

(Via Wonkette.)

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